Ladiiiiies and gentlemen, it is time for the world’s most popular morning entertainment- raccoon wrestling! I know, I know, it’s only 4:45am, but hey, it’s totally worth it. Today’s match is between two long-time champions, Waldo the Wild and Meanie-Mama! But who will emerge as the untimate champion? Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen, the show will start soon.
And now, let’s bring on the contestants. First, the four-time junior champion who is now ready to move to the adult tournaments. Ladies and gentlemen, cheer him in – Waldo the Wild!
*clapping and cheers*
The next contestant does not need much introduction! She’s the strongest, the biggest and the meanest in the neighbourhood – and she is doing it for the sake of her three little ones. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up to - Meanie-Mama!
*more clapping and cheers*
So the gong has sounded and the match is on! The contestants are starting slowly, trying to intimidate each other with deep stares and growls… But now, what’s happening, Meanie-Mama is attacking! She has decided to show Waldo the Wild who’s who on this backyard. Waldo is driven into the corner… Can you hear those growls and the hissing? I’m sure the whole neighbourhood is awake now!
More growls… Meanie-Mama has managed to deliver some mean punches and bites… And now, what is going on? Waldo the Wild is giving up! He is running, ladies and gentlemen, can you see him run? He’s done! He must be injured since he’s howling while running right out of the yard and off the spotlight. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a champion! Meanie-Mama has once again shown who is the queen of the hood! And here are her three children, congratulating their mother. They have a reason to be very proud!
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s hear it one more time for Meanie-Mama!!!!!
